Darkness descends upon the stage. The Baby Elephant appears, bathed in a single pure spotlight. In the background, music begins to swell triumphantly. A reverent silence overcomes the audience. Obviously in the grips of deep emotion, the tiny creature clears her throat and speaks in a voice trembling with awe and profound understanding:
“Wh..wh…when I goes t…t…TO da potty, i…it shshshould be IN da potty…”
The silence continues.
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